Sunday, August 2, 2009
I saw Kat...er Rose's letter in the funkytown rag, thanking the Shandaken ambulance, various police departments, Satan, and the "Dapper Dan Pomade Company", for helping her and her pet/husband last week. I wanted to take this opportunity to wish our fearless (or completely petrified) leader a speedy recovery from....
A. A massive stroke brought on by the weighty lies and deception he carries
B. A panic attack brought on by the weighty lies and deception he carries
C. An emergency mustache removal
D. A hemorrhoid eruption brought on by the lies...etc.
Either way, get well soon, little trooper. Without you there is no "Town of Shandaken Monthly Meeting Show" and Helena would have nothing to laugh at each month.
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