Who's your Superman

That's right, my beh-beh's. Just as Helena called it yesterday, Rob is takin' home the win! We wanted our voices heard, and now they will be.

So far, another win for the team can be called, with Jack Jordan taking a seat on the town board.

Of course, the Phoenicia Rag's spin will be "Peter wins option to stay in office for two more months, wants to focus on improving relationship with restaurant patrons."

Now on a serious note (and you know how Helena hates serious notes, it makes the gin taste bitter) just last week, a nervy sort going by the name of "Sarducci" wrote on my friend Fanci's forum, that "when we find out who you are, we are going to run you and those like you outta town!"

Well, Mr. Sarducci, let me tell you who we are. We are the 588+ who voted for Robert Stanley. We are the 509+ who voted for Jack Jordan and the 389+ who voted for Pat Ellison. We are the 397+ and the 407+ who voted for Joan Kalb and Johnny Horn. We are the 442+ who voted for Charlie Frasier. And lastly, we are the 673+ who voted for Tom Crucet.

Now, if any of you have chillens reading this, make them leave the screen 'cause its about to get all "r" rated up in here.

So there you have it Mr. Sarducci. That is who we are. With that said, you better have a big fucking gun to run all of us outta town. And if you don't? Shut your ignorant mouth, take your medicine like a good boy or girl, and walk away from this one, because you are completely out numbered. You're probably the same jackass that was stealing JoJo's signs up and down 28. You're a pathetic dweeb.

Serious note over.

Yes, Chillens we did it!!!!
Congratulations to Rob and Jack, and all those who fought the good fight. It ain't over for Pat yet, the county shows her at a 5 vote lead, which is nothing yet with absentee votes yet to be counted.

And as for the assessors votes...uhm, WTF?! A photographer over a bookkeeper? Bitches, please! And the man who was once supervisor only to be run out of office two years later, now running for the lesser position of assessor beats the man who actually has experience in assessments? Bitches, please!

And on a lighter note, I wanted to wish Mr. DiSclafluffy good luck in his new career in the rodeo. Life can get lonely on the circuit, so I would encourage you all to drop Cowboy Pete a line once in a while. The up side for Petey is, horsies don't like politics and they don't vote, so Pete will never have to explain the "Farm Stand Law" or how the sewer referendum failed. And, mustaches are still really popular with the cowboys, and he has a variety of styles to choose from.


Night my beh-behs.