Last Wednesday night, Helena was sitting in her favorite drinking chair, and crying into her pitcher of Alabama Slammers, thinking that she had a whole nuther month to wait until her favorite t.v. show came back on.
But alas, as reported late last week, Helena's favorite show, is having a special showing this Wedsnesday at 3pm. The Town of Shandaken Monthly Meeting show, or as ABC calls it, "lost", will be having a special presentation.
T.V. Guide reports this episode will be about Insurance fraud and Collusion. They also promise some surprises as well, though they were careful not to spill any beans.
I haven't been this excited since Abby Cunningham moved to Seaview Circle on "Knots Landing" back in the day.
Don't miss this episode People! If it isn't broadcast on t.v., well, you'll just have to drive to the "Set" and watch the production for yourself. They might do a dry run early on (it's like a dry hump, only less satisfying, and no after-hump cocktail) so don't be late!!!
I'm already picking out my wardrobe! I wonder, will anyone on the board get an Emmy nod for their performances?
P.S. Remember to byob. They really should let people drink at those meetings don't you think? Everyone would look more attractive (except Rob, the law of intoxication states that objects that are attractive to begin with become less so after 4 ounces of liquor) and maybe everyone would get along...
...unless they just simply have a knock down drag out all hell broke loose frigin' brawl, in which case, that's good too. I loves me some brawls.
Helena,
ReplyDeleteI just received word from my source that there will not be a video of this meeting because the Kat said it will only take 5 minutes. Hurry on down!!! Alas, I cannot attend because I work in a far away place of magical animals and magicians.
Sounds like you work at Neverland Ranch- I thought they closed Neverland after MJ's death?
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after I retuned from Neverland today, I found out that the meeting was called off. There was no reason to have the meeting. they realized that if they changed insurance companies it would be a conflict of interest on the Mustache!!
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