So there is a rumor going around that the whole issue that Helena snuck to her beloved behbehs is a big fat bold faced lie. No big bad officials are questioning Peter and that there is no investigation. Pete-ard eluded at the last monthly meeting show (in his usual cocky way) that he knew of no such investigation. He tried to make Helena look like an liar liar, plastic pants on fire.
I am not upset, because I understand Peter's inadequacies, and his knowledge curve makes it difficult for him to understand that when he is being questioned, it might be a bad thing and not necessarily a compliment. You see, in order to understand why Pete might not know he is in trouble, you have to think like him. Allow Helena to decipher his knowledge curve for you with a few examples.
Example 1:
The Assistant Attorney General asks Peter if he knowingly committed a felony while serving the town in an official capacity.
What Peter hears: You serve this town in an official capacity and you commit to know things in a melody.
Example 2:
The Assistant AG asks Peter if he understands that selective enforcement is discrimination and grounds for legal action by the complainant and the Department of State.
What Peter hears: You're an enforcer who is very selective with discriminating complaints. Visit the State Department grounds legally.
Example 3:
The Assistant AG asks Peter if he understands the difference between extortion and blackmail.
What Peter hears: You are a black mailman who's torsion is different.
Example 4:
The Assistant AG explains that Peter has been wrong by not following proper procedure and might have gotten himself in a bit of trouble with trying to pass an illegal law.
What Peter hears: You followed the wrong directions, but proceed for a bit or you'll have trouble passing illegals on your lawn.
See, it makes no sense at all to you or I (well, maybe not you, but I've just had my third Mango Mojito, so it's all starting to be clearer to me now) but to Peter, this all has meaning. The fact that someone in an official capacity is paying attention to him, is good. Never mind it could lead to jail time, all the better. A captive audience.
This bitch's mommy didn't hug him enough as a kid.
I'm guessing.
Peter will be remembered as the man who was brought down by a head of lettuce. Well, by a head of lettuce and Al Higley, of course.
I think itis time that people started asking questions about Mary Vermin, the same as she has been asking about others. Like, Why was she escorted from her job at Belleayre ski center in hand cuffs? and Why is it that she is not allowed into the Belleayre shopping center where she was once employed? Lets get some answers!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, this is very interesting. Is there anyway to verify this? She certainly has drawn enough attention to herself with her vile attitude and attacks on innocent citizens and valid candidates. Let's give her the attention she so craves and obviously does not get from her own family.
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