Imitation is the sincerest form of flatulence

Aye, Mommies and Poppies, I was just notified by my Friend Fanci's site that we's been robbed! But seriously...you gotta laugh.

If you remember my chillens, I told you this was going to happen any minute, what with my favorite show in hiatus until next season (after 'lection). The attacks on innocent peeps would start because...what else was the dark side going to do? Not like they could actually devote a blog site to the things Tardo's administration has accomplished as he hasn't accomplished anything 'cept giving jobs to unqualified friends and playing with his 'stache during meetings.

Apparently two sites have pooped up with addresses close to this one and Fanci's. While Fanci listed the addresses on her site, Helena decided after a swig of Absolute, that she would not list the addresses, for two reasons:
1. These blogs are not creative enough for my beh-behs to be subjected to (unless you like looking at train wrecks, and if you is one of my beh-behs, you do) as they are simply copies of this site and the other, almost word for word, even highjacking my comments too! Sad, frowny face. They aren't even talented enough to make up witty comments, only snarky ones.

2. Because they simply attack the candidates without facts and use photoshopped pics of beautiful blue-eyed men and put them on drag queen bodies.
Side note: Jack, you look marvelous in pink! And Rob, I think the new blogger is jealous because you're a much prettier woman than she will ever be. Not enough bleach can cover up that mustache of hers. Luckily it is going gray quickly. See I can search the interweb 2


As for Jojo, Pat, John, and anyone else harmed during the making of the other awful, untalented hack sites, you keep it up. Apparently they are so very frightened of little old you. You got 'em on the run my beh-behs.

As for the non-public figures they attack, well, you hold your heads up my bitches, as at least you have not sunk so low as to fling poo like some people. You most likely have also been able to hold down a regular job for more than a year at a time without being taken away in handcuffs for stealing (twice) Have you seen my museum lately? and you most likely never had a drug problem, aaaannd you most likely never had your kids (or a relative's kids) taken away from you, and you've probably never been publicly intoxicated and made a jack ass out of yourself vomiting all over the parking lot of the Sportsman's, peeing your pants in the process. I'm just sayin'. Maybe you have, I don't know. Just sayin'.

Would have been nice if these new sites were put up to go over the issues. Where are the issues, bitches?

Too bad! I was looking forward to intelligent banter, instead, the new sites give us re-hash. Stick with the originals my chillens!

And now a word from 70's Spicy God and his son, baby Jesus:

My awesomely groovy babies,

It has come to my attention that I, your loving and righteous God, owe you an apology for the following:

-Limburger cheese
-EZ Pass lanes that fail to work properly
-Catskill Heritage Alliance and all those involved in it
-Velcro (for obvious reasons, me damnit, Johnny, learn to tie your shoe laces!)

Listen up to what it is babies, the man is speakin' and you can dig this, make sure you know you have the power to bring change to your town. Time to pack the circus clowns back in their VW Bug, and make sure that Rob, Jack, Pat, Jojo, and John take their rightful place in town hall this November. As for Highway guy, it's all good because I'm not going to give you snow this year, instead I'm working on a new form of weather for winter. Instead of snow falling, the tears of Pete, Merry, Ms. Knownothing, other Pete, et. al., will be gathered after their defeat, and I will turn them into crystals, and hang them from the stars at night. Global warming (haha, yeah, I know) will make it possible.

Catch you on the flip side.

70's Spicy God
(the "Man" fo' sho!)