Helena has just learned that Supervisor DiSclafluffy and Councilwoman Snoris Barflett have apparently been unintentionally lifted into the air in a homemade hot air balloon during what was supposed to be a campaign photo op. My sources tell me that the two where lured to the "craft " with kibble and crayons. However, both were told not to touch the controls, but...well, kids will be kids. I'll keep you posted as I have a news helicopter following the balloon now. And by "news helicopter"I mean "a guy with a station wagon and a bottle of grey goose.UPDATE 3:27 PM: The balloon has landed but no signs of the Stupervisor or Counciltard are in it.
UPDATE 4:55PM: Snoris was found napping on the third floor of town hall. Still no sign of DiSclafluffy.
UPDATE 5:13PM: Pete-ard was found clinging to the World's largest Coat Stand. Emergency Rescue workers are working right now to free him. He is clinging to something that looks like crib notes for tomorrow's debate. Oh the poor bastard! Let go of them, for the love of 70's spicy God, LET GO!!!
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